You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance - as opposed to her ideas or actions - isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

Three things you need to know in order to pass college: Gender is a social construct, Foucault is a God, and the lesbian who sits across from you in your child development class hates your guts.

Zugzwang

It’s a desperately important scarf.

There’s a reason that every book, even one that isn’t very serious, is shaped like a suitcase.

I hear there are considerable emigrations from France; and that many … have taken refuge in the frozen regions … of Canada.

Seriously, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?